- friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
- me: what
- friend: OH MAN
- OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
- I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
- SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
- JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:
If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
are you satan
The moment when you realised you’re just fat.
The awkward moment when people ask you about your hobbies.
You know what would be cool?…A six month vacation twice a year
That moment when you and your friend are having a good time in class
And suddenly the teacher yells your name, and you’re like
Me Studying or Doing Homework for School
1 minute later
5 minutes later
10 minutes later
When people are talking about diets
I’m just like: